When it comes to posing with a crucifix over her vagina and breasts, Joanna Krupa says God is on her side.

We wonder how He feels about the model talking openly about sex with her fiance, Romain Zago.

In October, Krupa told E! News that practicing for Dancing with the Stars was taking up all her energy. She couldn't even give it to her man at night!

"I have no time for anything except rehearsals," she said. "When I get home from rehearsals, I don't want to be bothered. Cuddling is enough for me."

God really didn't make this body for cuddling, Joanna...

Full of Eastern Promise
In the second of our ongoing trawl to find the best countries on Earth for prospective mates, we cast anchor in the Czech Republic. Metaphorically, like, as the country is land-locked.
By Eduardo Anselmi

November 2009
The country borders Poland to the northeast, Germany to the west and northwest, Austria to the south and Slovakia to the east. The capital and largest city is Prague, which was good for the crack about fifteen years ago but is looking a bit rough around the edges now, mainly due to drunken tourists. Mind you, there is a brothel in Prague where, if you let them film you in action, you can have the run of the place for free! How wrong is that, both on a moral and philosophical level.

All go in the changing room...
A catfight's not a catfight unless it involves minimal clothage and maximum curves. Prepare to be knocked out by the fighting girls of Tekken!

Cucumber Pipsqueaks, Johnny Flappypissypants and the ElectroHonk Hammerspank Weekender…
Scouse Amy, the wonderful luscious Scouse Amy, the Amy of our dreams and our nightmares, the young Scouse goddess you see before you has made our minds to go to mush. Logic has no reason any more. Nor reason, logic. Her beauty is too strong for reason. And for logic. And for leason too, whatever that word means. We can only think in stupid sentences. We may need help…
Text: Uncle Bingo / Photos: The Earl of Rudland

November 2009

Jessica Warner
Too Hot To Handle
That building in the Towering Inferno was pretty fire-y. California's pretty fire-y, too. Speaking of fiery, do meet Jessica. One look from her will singe you and leave you a rock-hard ember. Hose me down, Linda!
Text: Uncle Bingo / Photos: The Earl of Rudland

November 2009

Leslie - Orlando, FL
Height: 5'9" Weight: 125 lbs

Kristin - Turlock, CA
Height: 5'8" Weight: 125 lbs.

Caterina - Phoenix, AZ
Height: 5'3" Weight: 100 lbs.

Brittany - Christiansburg, VA
Height: 5'7" Weight: 124 lbs.

Brandi - Canton, MI
Height: 5'6" Weight: 115 lbs.